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lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

nostalgiaultra:

Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

bunnyhug:

phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

chubbythecorgi:

Who dares wake me from my slumber??