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My guinea pig is walking the dog

Anonymous sharted:

What is nsfw?

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

colormecurvy:

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”

antfish:

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

On that day, the tulips received a grim reminder

mohawklliam:

when u get comfortable again after u went to see what ur mom wanted and she calls u again

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okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

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say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.