my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 


Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment


give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe


when no one in class is ready for the test


I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)    


country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”


a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost